[a rabbi stabs Brenda with a knife]
Rabbi: You ruined Schindler's List!
[the Dalai Lama slashes her with a sword]
The Dalai Lama: Jackie Chan movies!
[Mother Theresa beats her with a loaf of bread]
Mother Theresa: Boogie Nights!
[the Pope stabs her with a giant scythe]
The Pope: And Big Momma's House!
[Jesse attacked a speaker box]
Chester: Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude.
Jesse: I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag!
